Barstool’s Dave Portnoy Says Cam Newton’s A ‘Monster,’ TB12 Looks Like An Antique!

The Patriots are one week into the Cam Newton era and Dave Portnoy is ready to schedule the Super Bowl parade … with the Barstool Sports founder telling TMZ Sports their new QB is a straight-up MONSTER!!!

Oh, and Tom Brady?? Portnoy says that dude’s looking like an “antique!!!”

We caught up with El Pres out in NYC shortly after New England’s 21-11 win over the Miami Dolphins on Sunday … and he said Cam’s performance was great from start to finish — beginning with his can’t-miss pregame outfit.

“He looked like the sexiest banana I’ve ever seen walking into the stadium,” Portnoy says. “And, the second I saw that, it was over.”

Pres says Newton was unstoppable on the field … and while some may discredit the dub because it was against a team that went 5-11 last year, he points out TB12 even lost to the ‘Fins last year.

“The Dolphins always give us trouble. Cam made ’em look like a high school team.”

Speaking of Brady, Portnoy says he’ll always support the man that won his team 6 Super Bowls … but admits he’s not the same guy from the past 20 years.

“I’ll root for him. Brady’s given me so much. But, I mean, he looks like the ‘Antique Bowl’ out there.”

BTW — Brady and the Bucs lost their season opener to the Saints, 34-23 … and TB12 threw 2 INTs in the process.

Pres says he hopes TB12 and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers can get things in order by the time playoffs come around … ’cause he wants the Pats to see him in the Super Bowl.